Karadlawan

 Hapit anay kag makadlaw ta.

Iloy kag Drayber

Iloy: Para! Pasakya ko nong!
Drayber: Sige sakay na, diin ka makadto haw?
Iloy: Dira lang sa unhan nong ah! May bayad and puya?
Drayber: libre lang ng puya mo ah, lapit man lang bala naugan nyo.
Iloy: Hoo nong, ti ang magsabak may-ara man bayad?
Drayber: Wala bayad ah.
Iloy: Cge maayo eh.. Nak, Pungko kag sabaka ko...


Nobyo kag Nobya

Nobyo: Daku gid problema ko ba..
Nobya: Ay indi gang ah, kon problema mo.. problema ko man ina. Palangga ta ang isa kag isa indi bala? Ti ano na  ATON problema gang?
Nobyo: Napabusong NATON si Inday kag KITA ang tatay...


Customer kag Tindera

Customer: Manang, kape gani.
Tindera: Tag 5 lang na to..
Customer: Diba daw tag 4 lang ina?
Tindera: Ay ay toto.. mahal dun abi ang gasolina subong.
Customer: Aw ah.. kape lang ya akon nang, indi lang butangi sang gasolina.


Bana kag Asawa

Bana: Gang, umpisa subong ikaw nalang guid. Bayaan ko na akon tanan nga kabit.
Asawa: Sige gang. salamat gid ha.. promise sa sunod ta nga bata ikaw na guid ang tatay sini. I swear :P


Bana: Gang, naka-save ko ug 7.00 subong kay ginlagas ko ang jeep, wala ko nagsakay. hehe
Asawa: Ay abaw! gang, diin nagkadto utok mo man? tani taxi nalang imo ginlagas para 50.00 imo na save.

STI Alumni Association (STIAA) JOB OPPORTUNITIES

STI Alumni Association (STIAA)

NCCC-JOB OPPORTUNITIES

(1) System Developer
- At most 35 years of age
- Graduate of computer or IT-related course
- Knowledgeable in ASP, PHP, C#, HTML, and Dreamweaver

(1) Operations Support
- 21-30 years of age
- Graduate of computer or IT-related course
- Preferably has one (1) year related experience
- Knowledgeable in PC assembly and troubleshooting, networking, and
POS system

(1) Encoder
- At most 30 years of age; Female
- Graduate of any 4-year course
- Preferably has at least 1 year experience in Purchase Order (PO)
encoding

(1) Warehouse Manager
- Male
- At least college graduate
- Has exerience in logistics and warehousing
- Has good communication and leadership skills

(1) Mall Manager
- At least college graduate
- Has at least two (2) years related experience
- Has excellent communication and human relations skills and team
leadership background
- Has strong business sense

Submit resume to:

PEOPLE Select 'Em
New City Commercial Corporation
NCCC Headquarters (NHQ) Building
Gempesaw Ext., Davao City

Schedules:

Monday-Thursday : 8am-5pm
Friday : 1pm-5pm

For inquiries, you may call us at:

(082) 225-8550 or 224-0186 loc. 102, 104, 113, and 114

You may also visit this link for more information:

www.nccc.com. ph/index/ job

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MARKETING ASSISTANT:

Ensures effective implemenof marketing strategies to be able to to achieve or exceed enrollment target.

- Male/Female, not more than 30 years old
- A graduate of any 4 year course
- At least 6 months work experience
- Background in sales, marketing, business development and/or
recruitment is essential
- Must be goal-driven, self-motivated, aggressive and result-oriented
- Strong leadership ability
- Outgoing and influencing
- Commendable Interpersonal Skills
- Excellent written and oral English communication
- Computer literate

***** Willing to work in Gensan, Koronadal, Kidapawan, Tagum and Davao

Apply online at: isearchdvo_cleo@ yahoo.com

Please specify the location where you wanted to apply.

For more details you may call telephone number (082) 222-3922/0922843127 7.

Or you may submit your resume personally to:

The Branch Manager
Isearch International Co.
Door 9 B.S Inn Bldg., Monteverde St., Davao City
Contact No. +639228431277

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Refer to the lives of anyone you respect. Ghandi. Michelangelo. Picasso. JFK. Nelson Mandela. Think of these lives. Were their lives about food and shelter? NO. Their lives were about service. Their lives were about doing only what they loved.

OK, so maybe you and I will never become historical icons ... but our lives can still be about making a difference on a smaller scale and our lives can be about doing what we love so that we feel fulfilled.

Frank Lloyd Wright, the greatest architect since Michelangelo hundreds of years ago, on his 80th birthday was asked: "What is the most important building you've designed?". He replied: "My next one". Was he a workaholic? NO, he simply did was he loved so fully that he wanted to do more ... even at age 80.

What do you love to do? How can you do more of that and less of what you do not love? Take a step towards what you love ... every month ... and take a step away from what you do not love ... every month ... soon your life will be only what you love and you will have made it. Bravo.

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I've got Joy

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Hey all, 'twas a long time since my last post here. Lol, I got busy, very busy to my work. Toinkz... Since my working time changed into night shift, I dont have enough time here in blogging world. POOR me. Hehe.. yes, yes, yes...missin blogging so much. T_T.

But anyway, I just wanna share this cute text message sent my ex officemate James Danac. Haha! This message caught my attention.

“If sincerity is about trust , then why others cheat?

If loyalty is a product of honesty ,then why others lie?

If sacrifice leads to suffering, then why others still choose to do it?

If saying iloveyou is romantic, then why others silently cry?

If kisses can ease the pain, then why others commit suicide?

If smiles are so sweet, then why bitter tears still falling?

If true love can build up a relationship, why cant it answer all WHY's above?”

Wanna share also this Worhsip song entilted “I've got JOY”

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
Where? Down in my heart!
Where?Down in my heart!
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart,
down in my heart
down in my heart to stay.

And if the Devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack.
OUCH
Sit on a tack.
OUCH
Sit on a tack.
And if the Devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack
Sit on a tack today.

The kids sit on the floor and shout "OUCH"
and repeat this until the song is over.

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Cory Aquino-Has passed away

MANILA, Philippines -- Former President Corazon Cojuangco Aquino has passed away.

She was 76.

Her son Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III confirmed that she died of cardio respiratory arrest at exactly 3:18 a.m. Saturday at the Makati Medical Center.

Mrs. Aquino has been diagnosed with colon cancer early in 2008 and has been confined at the Makati Medical Center for more than a month.

Mrs. Aquino, widow of Senator Benigno Aquino Jr., will be remembered as an icon of democracy, having led a military-backed popular revolt in 1986 that ousted a dictator who ruled the country for 20 years.

Source: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view/20090801-218235/Cory-Aquino-dies

Can You Spot the Ghost In This Video?

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Three Essentials of Search Engine Optimization SEO

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Hey guys! wanna share you this article. I love it! hehhehe thank you Mr. author.. It helps me a lot.

The Three Essentials of Search Engine Optimization SEO

There are of course many factors that go into your online success; everything from lead generation to having the proper advertising system in place. However there is one element which you will find indispensable to your online success and that is web site search engine optimization commonly referred to as SEO.

SEO refers to the process of constructing your website in such a way that it is looked at favorably by search engines like MSN, The Google and Yahoo. This in turn leads to higher rankings, more internet traffic and free advertising for your website. What makes seo optimization so important is the fact that over 80% of your site traffic will arrive via the search engines. For this reason alone, having a good web site seo strategy in place is essential.

There are a variety of factors you need to consider when putting together your strategy but these three standout in particular:

1. Keyword Prominence

Where do your keyword search terms show up first? Usually the closer your keywords appear to the top of the page, the more prominence search engines give them. This is because they crawl the html code of your site before the content. Putting keyword search terms into places such as your title can give you a distinct advantage over other webmasters who only use keywords in their content. The trick is not to overdo it by stuffing too many keywords (or worst keyword search terms that have no relation to your web content) into the head tags of your html code.

2. Inbound Link

Back in the day, it was vital to get reciprocal links to your website. Search engines placed a lot of importance on who you were linking to and vice versa. Not anymore. Instead of link exchange, search engines are placing more value on inbound links commonly referred to as backlinks. In essence, search engines view this as a kind of referral system. One site is recommending another without having to reciprocate.

To make backlinks really work, you must get them from sites which already rank well in the search engines. All of this does not mean reciprocal links are of no value. A quality link exchange is still looked upon favorably by the search engines and you should definitely use this technique for your website. But concentrate on getting those inbound links first and foremost.

3. Web Site Content

While search engines do value your keyword prominence and amount of backlinks to your site it still comes down to what's on your webpage. The internet is at the dawning of a video revolution but that only means more information will be required. Content is king and will be for a long time.

Write as many unique and quality articles as possible and place them on your website. If you want to, you can outsource this process or just visit the article directories and find content related to your niche and use it on your website. Be sure to read the term and conditions in regards to using other people's articles. Grow your web content slowly, so it looks more natural to the search engines. Update the information frequently.

The importance of web site search engine optimization cannot be overstated. A site that is ranked favorably can bring in tons of free internet traffic. Evaluate your keyword prominence; focus on getting good inbound links while concentrating on providing useful web site content and the search engines will start bringing more and more internet traffic to your website.


Article Source: http://www.talkingcity.com/showthread.php?t=9296

Award From Molit <~~feel free~~>

Got this award from

my officemate MOLIT. Thank you Girl! I love it. [teary eyes]

I'm passing this award to my fellow blogger to Rhapsody, Love Collections and Health Collections

Forever Friend

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A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
(Proverbs 17:17)

Twas March 10, 2008 when we first met, our partnership was started and friendship was created.

We met because we're officemate [nyahahah kaklaro ana, weather I like it or not we're meant to be officemates]

Our partnership started because we've the same client. [team8 mi ani uie weather I like it or not gi-hired pud sya sa among client hehehehe]

And last but not the least, we became friends because.......hmmm, dunno why maybe because we're both friendly. harhar!

I have a multitude of friends. Wherever I go, people know me [hahaha hambugera]. But she's one of the blessings that God showered upon me.

She can comfort me when I am depressed [what is KATAPAD] She can dare me when I allow myself to get beyond our reasonable boundaries. She can lead me when I am ready to give in and she can determine for me when life backslide apart. I just want her around to cry, to laugh, to act silly, to enjoy some mutually liked activity [unsa pa, TSISMIS eh kaklaro sa CCTV hmmp]. In many ways She enriched my life and made me feel loved, accepted, respected and cared for. She also acted as my sister..ehehehehe..

And now, after 1 year and 3 months of working with her..nanananan.., My contract with our client was ended last June 15, 2009. Too difficult but I need to accept that she can't be my forever teamate. This is it! Again and again, I need to adjust and look forward for the next client. Goodluck for both of us then. hehehe


I'll be missing Belle and our client too. T_T And I won't forget this awesome friendship we have. And wishin' that our great relationship will last [uyab gud mi] ahahahha[teary eyes].

Im glad that once in my life I met Belle and we became good friends. I owe this all from the company we're connected [agentsofvalue.com] and to our client [selfgrowth.com]..

Ok lang na ga, nabuhi gani ko for 21 years nga wala ka meaning ani mabuhi japon ko..hehhehe

Aja! Luvyuga!

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